1 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,000 Good morning, Doctor. 2 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:32,200 Good morning, Charles. You're looking splendid. 3 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,700 I feel splendid. 4 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,800 Every day, and in every way, you're feeling.. 5 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,900 Better and better. 6 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,400 - Indeed. - Well, won't you sit here? 7 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,700 Wouldn't you like me to.. 8 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,100 Not unless you want to. 9 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:49,600 No. I'll be quite comfortable here. Thank you. 10 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,700 Doctor, I'm surprised. 11 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,800 Oh, of course. You quit. 12 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,300 Three months ago. 13 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:03,800 You know, there was a time when your forgetfulness... 14 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:06,100 would have made me feel very rejected. 15 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,100 - Not now, hmm? - Well, a little rejected, perhaps. 16 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:14,300 - Did you do it intentionally? - Why should I do that? 17 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:15,800 Well... 18 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:19,500 I'm a patient you consider to be completely rehabilitated... 19 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:23,100 on your recommendation soon to appear before the sanity board... 20 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,400 your reputation on the line. 21 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,100 A little test, perhaps, hmm? 22 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,100 Not very long ago, an obvious trick like that... 23 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:33,300 would have sent you into a towering rage. 24 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,200 And poor old Clouseau would have silently... 25 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,800 and passively submitted to another massacre. 26 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:44,100 It's a miracle you were somehow able to keep putting him back together again. 27 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:48,500 Poor old Clouseau. 28 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:52,500 There was a time when I couldn't even speak his name. 29 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,100 And there was also a time when you would joyfully have killed him. 30 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,600 Yes. 31 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,100 I was a sick man, wasn't I? 32 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,500 We've come a long way, haven't we? 33 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:08,800 And you're not even a little bit bothered when you think of Clouseau? 34 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,700 Not even a little bit. 35 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,500 - Do you believe me? - If you say so. 36 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,500 Well, I could be lying. 37 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,700 You are a good psychiatrist, but I may be a better liar. 38 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:23,000 For your sake, I hope you're not. 39 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:26,100 Sooner or later, you'd run into Clouseau... 40 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:28,500 and then back here for life. 41 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,300 No more chance of another hearing. 42 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:35,700 Coming here day after day, watching you chain smoke into an early grave... 43 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:40,400 and knowing on certain mornings, you'll be particularly morose and testy... 44 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:43,200 because you've had another fight with your wife... 45 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:45,200 like this morning. 46 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:49,000 - How do you know that? - It's the only time you doodle. 47 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,200 I keep forgetting you used to be chief inspector of the Sûreté. 48 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,900 And will be again. 49 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,500 But Clouseau is chief inspector now. 50 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,100 Till the better man comes along. 51 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,200 Well, in that case... 52 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:09,300 I think Inspector Clouseau had better start looking to his laurels. 53 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:14,200 What? You mean... 54 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:17,700 The board meets at 2:00 this afternoon. 55 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,500 This afternoon? 56 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,400 If everything goes as I expect it to, you'll be out of here this afternoon. 57 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:29,800 - Thank you. - See you at 2:00. 58 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:34,800 Clouseau! 59 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,900 Now, now, Doctor. 60 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:42,200 Some people would consider your methods most unorthodox. 61 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,700 I was just making sure that you're not a better liar than I am a psychiatrist. 62 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,500 2:00. 63 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,800 Come along. Good. 64 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,900 How. 65 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,200 Help! 66 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,600 Grab hold of this. Pull. Pull on this. 67 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:56,600 Help! 68 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,900 Out with the bad air, in with the good. 69 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,600 Out, in. 70 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:23,500 - Don't look, Fiona! - Out, out. 71 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:27,300 And now the kiss of life. 72 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,500 Pervert! 73 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,400 Dirty old men! 74 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,900 Please, there is no need to thank me. 75 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:52,800 - Thank you? - For saving your life. 76 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,600 Someone... 77 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,500 I was hit on the head. 78 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,100 Yes, you have received a bump upon the head. 79 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,600 - "Beump"? - What? 80 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:04,200 - You said "beump." - Yes, I know that. 81 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,300 It is a large bump. 82 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:09,100 You could receive a concussion from such a bump. 83 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,100 - Allow me to assist you. - No! 84 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:15,300 I'm all right. I'm fine. 85 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:19,400 Never better. Just a little shaky. 86 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,400 Probably the shock of... 87 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,300 I mean, the surprise of seeing you here again today. 88 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,300 Well, I received a report... 89 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,300 from the sanity commission... 90 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,500 that they were going to review your case today... 91 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,200 so I thought a few words from me on your behalf... 92 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:39,700 Oh, God... I mean, how generous of you, but... 93 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,300 Well, I'm not without influence, you know. 94 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,000 Yes, I know that. 95 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:47,800 Yes, I have become a rather important official... 96 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,800 in the department. 97 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:53,600 I've heard you are the new chief inspector. 98 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,100 Yes. 99 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:07,600 Yes, we made quite a few changes since you went crazy. 100 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:10,400 For the better, I'm sure. 101 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:14,300 By the way, Sergeant Chevalier sends you his kind regards. 102 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,800 Oh, Sergeant Chevalier. 103 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:21,100 Good old Sergeant Chevalier. How is he, anyway? 104 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:25,500 Well, you know, there are leaders and there are followers... 105 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:29,700 and I'm afraid Sergeant Chevalier will always be a follower, no? 106 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,600 Oh, yes. 107 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:35,100 And you, my friend Clouseau... a leader, huh? 108 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:41,300 Always a leader? Onwards and upwards to the top, hmm? 109 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,400 - It is my karma. - What? 110 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,800 - My destiny. - Oh, yes. 111 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,600 Yes, a few more years on the force... 112 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:53,700 and I might even be persuaded to run for the public office. 113 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,400 You can count on my vote. 114 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,000 And you, my friend, can count on me... 115 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:04,300 to do everything in my power to get you out of this place. 116 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:09,300 Oh, yes. I know how you feel. 117 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:11,500 My hat. Well... 118 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,100 Are you all right, former Chief Inspector? 119 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:25,600 Yes! 120 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:30,200 Yes, I'm perfectly all right. 121 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,700 See? 122 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,800 One moment, and I will have you extracted. 123 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,300 I'm fine. I am perfect. 124 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,200 Every day, and in every way... 125 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,800 I'm getting better and better. 126 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:57,800 Somewhere over the rainbow 127 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,700 I'm afraid that this is just not your day, my friend. 128 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,000 But it is my day. 129 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:08,600 It is, my friend. 130 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,300 After three long terrible years... 131 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,300 it is at last my day. 132 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:17,100 I will not permit... repeat... not permit anything... 133 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,600 repeat... anything to spoil it. 134 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:22,700 Now, I will walk you to the gate... 135 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,700 and I will kiss you good-bye... 136 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:29,700 and you will drive off in your new car... 137 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:31,900 which should rightfully be mine... 138 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:36,000 and then I will have my interview with the sanity commission. 139 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,700 And they will set me free, and then... 140 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,800 I will kill you. 141 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,700 - Kill you! - Francois! 142 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,400 Start the car! 143 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,700 Kill! 144 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,200 I'll kill him! 145 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:09,000 I want to kill him! 146 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,500 I've got to kill him. 1 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,300 Oh, allow me. 2 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,800 Cato? 3 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,700 Forty winks. 4 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,100 It's the phone. 5 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,400 The phone is ringing. 6 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,800 Relax. I'll get it. 7 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:47,000 This is Chief Inspector Clouseau's residence. 8 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,900 This is Chief Inspector Clouseau... 9 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,600 speaking on the phone. 10 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:54,500 What? Oh, put him on. 11 00:19:56,700 --> 00:20:00,000 Good evening, Commissioner. 12 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,800 How are you? How is Madame and all the little commissioners? 13 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,800 I see. 14 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,400 Well, you can rest assured... 15 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:23,200 that I shall take every precaution that is necessary. 16 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,400 Thank you, Commissioner, and good evening. 17 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,900 I have just received word that former Chief Inspector Dreyfus... 18 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,500 has escaped from the insane asylum. 19 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,700 For some reason, the deputy commissioner... 20 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,400 thinks that he might try to kill me. 21 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:50,200 Obviously, the poor man is crazier than anyone gives him credit for. 22 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,800 Nevertheless, I am ordered to take every precaution. 23 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,100 See that the back and front doors are locked... 24 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:59,100 while I slip into my new hunchback disguise. 25 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,300 Both doors are locked now. 26 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,300 Who are you? 27 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,600 What have you done with Inspector Clouseau? 28 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,800 Chief Inspector Clouseau. 29 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,500 Fooled you, didn't I? 30 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,800 Oh, Chief Inspector, that is fantastic. 31 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,100 If you think this is fantastic... 32 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,500 wait till you see the full effect with the hump. 33 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,500 The bells! 34 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,500 They deafen me! 35 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,200 Chief Inspector Clouseau? 36 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,900 Yes, this is Chief Inspector Clouseau. 37 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,700 Who is speaking? 38 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,800 My name is Duval. 39 00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:00,700 Claude Duval. 40 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:05,200 I have the honor to be chairman... 41 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:08,400 of the Jacques Clouseau presentation committee. 42 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:13,400 The presentation committee? For me? 43 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,300 For what purpose, may I ask? 44 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,500 For what purpose, you ask. 45 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,500 How modest of you. 46 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,200 The purpose, monsieur, is to honor... 47 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:28,500 one of the city's most dedicated... 48 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,600 brave and selfless public servants. 49 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:34,600 You are most generous, monsieur. Most. 50 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:39,100 Yes, I must admit I have often wondered, considering my years on the force... 51 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:43,600 and my numerous accomplishments, why recognition was not forthcoming earlier. 52 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,100 Absolutely right. 53 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:49,900 Nine years faithful service at the Sûreté... 54 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,100 and not as much as a single decoration in all that time. 55 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,200 Yes, that is quite correct. 56 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,900 However, as you are no doubt aware... 57 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,800 I have recently received an important promotion. 58 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,200 Really? 59 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:09,800 I have replaced the lunatic Dreyfus as chief inspector. 60 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:15,200 I know, and I'm sure Paris sleeps the more safely because of the change. 61 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,700 You're very most kind. 62 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:21,300 But I can assure you when it comes to matters of keeping the peace... 63 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,800 I'm always on my toes. 64 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,300 Chief Inspector. 65 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,700 One moment, please. 66 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:30,000 Can't you see that I'm on the phone? 67 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,000 Oh, yes, Commissioner. 68 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:08,800 Fortunately, there was sufficient air still left in my hump... 69 00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:11,300 to keep me afloat until the rescue. 70 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:15,600 Yes. Well, thank you very much, Commissioner. Good-bye. 71 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:18,900 That was the commissioner. He was most concerned. 72 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,600 Well, you have been very, very lucky, you know. 73 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:25,600 Yes, I know. Poor Cato will be in the hospital for weeks. 74 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:28,100 Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? 75 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,200 The exploding kind. 76 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,800 Mark my words, Francois. Sinister forces are at work. 77 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:38,300 And this mad bomber must be apprehended at all costs. 78 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:41,100 Make sure you issue an all-points bulletin immediately. 79 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,700 - Yes, sir. - What about my clothes? 80 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,800 Oh, Sergeant Chauvin is rounding some up for you. 81 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,800 While you're waiting, perhaps you'll sign the order... 82 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,800 to transport Jean Tournier to prison. 83 00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:54,800 Tournier the bank robber? I shall be happy to sign that order. 84 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,100 Ah, it's life for you this time, Tournier. 85 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,900 At last, we are rid of you. 86 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:12,400 I have to go to the toilet. 87 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,600 All right. 88 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,200 Thank you. 89 00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:09,000 All right, Tournier. That's long enough. 90 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,700 Now this is my plan. 91 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,700 Step number one: 92 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:29,700 I will recruit the world's greatest criminal minds. Step number two: 93 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:34,500 I will build an organization so sinister, so powerful... 94 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,900 by comparison, the Cosa Nostra will seem like the Vienna Boys Choir. 95 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:43,300 - Here is the list. - But half of these men are in prison. 96 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,300 - We'll get them out. - Impossible. 97 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,100 I'll bet you 20 million francs it isn't. 98 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,300 - Where would I get 20 million francs? - I thought you'd ask that. 99 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:56,400 Step number three: Next Thursday at precisely 2:00 p.m... 100 00:27:56,500 --> 00:28:01,600 you and six men will enter the main branch of the Paris credit bank. 101 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:05,300 This afternoon, at approximately five minutes to 5:00... 102 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,400 three men dressed in building maintenance uniforms... 103 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,100 entered and robbed the Paris credit bank. 104 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,700 The leader has been identified as Jean Tournier. 105 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,800 How much did they get? 106 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,700 Millions. Here's the report. 107 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,600 All right. That will be all, Francois. Thank you. 108 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,600 Twenty million francs. 109 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,600 And now, the next step. 110 00:29:40,700 --> 00:29:43,200 Hugo Fassbender and his daughter have been kidnapped. 111 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:45,900 - Professor Fassbender? - Yes. Paris has a theory. 112 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,400 They're sending over their top man... a Chief Inspector Clouseau. 113 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:54,200 He just sent this telegram. "Arrived Gatwick Airport, B.R. 121, 12:38 p.m." 114 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,400 Yes? Who are you? 115 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:20,400 - Jarvis, sir. - And what is it you do? 116 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,500 - I am the butler. - Ah, the butler. Yes, yes. 117 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,100 Can you tell me where you were on the night of the kidnapping? 118 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,400 - Asleep in my room, sir. - Asleep in your room. 119 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:32,700 - Can you prove that? - No. 120 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,900 Make a note of that, Sergeant Yard. 121 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,400 Tell the staff to assemble in the drawing room. 122 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,700 I will interview them in a few moments. 123 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,700 Yes, sir. 124 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,800 - What was your name again? - Jarvis. 125 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:49,900 Jarvis, that's right. Perhaps you'll be kind enough to show me around the house. 126 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,900 Very good, sir. 127 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,000 I suggest we start with the upstairs. 128 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,700 - This is the upstairs, sir. - Yes, I know that. 129 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:27,900 This is a door. 130 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,100 Yes, that is a door. 131 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,300 - Yes, I know that. - It's not locked, sir. 132 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,000 Obviously. 133 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:42,300 Stay where you are. I prefer to handle this alone. 134 00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:58,400 Is there anybody hiding there in the dark? 135 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:20,700 Nothing like a good warm-up when you're on a case, you know? 136 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:25,800 Tell me, which switch did you use to turn on the lights? 137 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,800 The light switch, sir. 138 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 Strange. It didn't work for me. 139 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,600 Yes. 140 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:46,500 Unless I miss my guess, this would be the gymnasium room. 141 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:50,600 - Yes, sir. - Yes. It is a good room. 142 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,100 Yes. 143 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,500 This reminds me of my younger days at the Sûreté police academy. 144 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,700 The parallel bars... my speciality. 145 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,900 I was something of an athlete, you know. Yes, yes. 146 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,500 I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels. 147 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,000 Oh, yes. 148 00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:20,400 Yes, it's all coming back now. 149 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,600 Yes, I remember it... 150 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,400 Well, that felt good! 151 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:41,200 Well, now. I expect you're all wondering why I asked you here. 152 00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:19,000 It's obvious that the knight that wore that suit... 153 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,500 did not last very long. 154 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,700 Yes, yes. I know. 155 00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:33,700 Now. 156 00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:36,000 Yes. As I was saying... 157 00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:40,100 You were saying you supposed we were all wondering why you called us. 158 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,600 Look. There is no need for you to speak unless I ask you a question. 159 00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:47,700 - What is your name? - I'm Shork, the gardener. 160 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:50,300 - And what is it you do? - I'm the gardener. 161 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:52,300 Why didn't you say that in the first place? 162 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,500 - I did. - Don't be funny with me, monsieur. 163 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,900 This is a very serious matter... 164 00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:01,400 and everyone in this room is under the suspicions. 165 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,200 - "Reum"? - What? What was that? 166 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,400 - You said, "Reum." - Yes, I know that. 167 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:08,200 And there is a very good chance that someone in this room... 168 00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:11,700 knows more about the murder than he is telling. 169 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,700 - Murder? - What was that you said? 170 00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:15,700 - I said murder. - What murder? 171 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,100 Well, I don't know. You said murder. 172 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,200 I said murder? You said murder! 173 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,000 No, I said murder because you said murder! 174 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:26,300 - I said murder? - You said someone in this room... 175 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:30,200 knows more about the murder than he's telling. 176 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,200 Now listen... 177 00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,500 - What was your name? - Shork. 178 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,100 - The cook. - Gardener. 179 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,900 Now we are getting somewhere. 180 00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:42,700 You... 181 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,700 Oh, dear! 182 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,400 Are you all right, Mr. Stutterstutt? 183 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,700 - Who is this man? - He's Mr. Stutterstutt. 184 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,200 I see, and what is your job, Mr. Stuckerstuff? 185 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:53,700 He's the beekeeper. 186 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,800 I'm not asking you. I'm asking Mr. Stuffsucker. 187 00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:59,600 What's that? What is he saying to you? What? What was that? 188 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,900 He says he's got a bit of a cold, and he's lost his voice. 189 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,100 Lost his voice. A beekeeper who has lost his voice... 190 00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:09,300 a cook who thinks he's a gardener... 191 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:11,800 and a witness to a murder. 192 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,200 Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained eye... 193 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:18,100 that there is much more going on here... 194 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,100 than meets the ear. 195 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,000 Before you are dismissed, Mr. Stiffsticker... 196 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:34,500 I suggest you count your bees. 197 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,300 You may find that one of them is missing. 198 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,000 You ruined that piano! 199 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 What is the price of one piano... 200 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,300 compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here? 201 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,700 But that's a priceless Steinway! 202 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,800 Not anymore. What is your name? 203 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,800 Mrs. Leverlilly. 204 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:55,200 Mrs. Loveliver. I would take a shrewd guess... 205 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,500 that you are the housekeeper, right? 206 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,400 I have been with Professor Fassbender for 30 years. 207 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,500 That would account for your exaggerated hysteria... 208 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,400 over a simple blemish on the furniture. 209 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:07,900 Blemish! 210 00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:11,500 Whatever has happened to the piano can easily be repaired. 211 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,500 What has happened to Professor Fassbender... 212 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,500 and his daughter is another matter. 213 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:22,000 And it is my job to bring the guilty party, or parties, to their justice. 214 00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:24,200 Now, then, what do we know? 215 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:27,700 One: That Professor Fassbender... 216 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,000 and his daughter have been kidnapped. 217 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:35,900 Two: Someone has kidnapped them. 218 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:39,300 Three: My hand is on fire. 219 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,500 Drummond, what's going on? 220 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,100 Good afternoon, sir. 221 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,900 Inspector Clouseau has been interrogating the staff. 222 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,200 Inspector Clouseau, Superintendent Quinlan. 223 00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:05,000 Oh, Inspector. 224 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:06,700 Superintendent. 225 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:32,000 Why don't you just tell Potters that he's incompetent... 226 00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:34,900 and request that he be taken off the case? 227 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,200 Because we've got enough trouble with France... 228 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:43,400 without suggesting that their greatest detective is a fool. 229 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,400 Steady. 230 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,500 Where is he now? 231 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,600 He is shadowing the Fassbender farm. 232 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,900 Hello, sailor. 233 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,500 - Yes? - Who are you? 234 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,500 Chuck. Who are you? 235 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:21,300 What's that? 236 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,800 I am Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau of the Sûreté. 237 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,700 - How exciting. - I think I will just take a look around. 238 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,700 Yes. Well, you'll have to make use of the bar first or take a table. 239 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,300 - The show starts in a few minutes. - In that case, I will take the table. 240 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,500 Right. Follow me, Jock. 241 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,700 - Jacques. - Jack? 242 00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:48,200 Ladies and gentlemen, once again... 243 00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:50,800 it is my profound pleasure to introduce... 244 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,700 the incomparable Ainsley Jarvis! 245 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,800 What's a queen 246 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:10,600 Without a castle 247 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:13,200 You're right 248 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:16,800 No queen at all 249 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:22,400 And you'd be right again to say 250 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:26,200 The winter's day 251 00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:29,500 Is cold 252 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:32,100 Till you 253 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:36,200 Come 254 00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:45,100 Until you love me 255 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:49,300 I always will be wanting 256 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,900 This need I need 257 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:55,000 Can come from only 258 00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:57,900 You 259 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,200 Until you love me 260 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:06,200 I'll live a life of longing 261 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:09,700 For that's the next best thing 262 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:13,800 I can do 263 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:19,100 No way of knowing 264 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:23,700 Which way you're heart is going 265 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,400 To go 266 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:31,700 I don't think you know 267 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,600 Take as long as it takes 268 00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:39,000 Your love 269 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,000 To grow 270 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:48,200 Until you love me 271 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:52,300 Not one dream can come true 272 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:56,600 In all my dreams 273 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:59,500 There is a place 274 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:02,400 For you 275 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:07,900 And so I'll keep those dreams 276 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,300 Until 277 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,700 You love me 278 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:20,200 Too 279 00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:42,000 Why is it that this afternoon you are Jarvis, the Fassbender butler... 280 00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:44,200 and tonight, you are... 281 00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:48,800 - Inspector, before you get all... - Madame or monsieur, I must warn you. 282 00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:51,300 You had better watch your step. 283 00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,700 - Something wrong, Ainsley? - Of course not, Bruno. 284 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,300 No, the inspector was just warning me that I had to watch my step. 285 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:08,200 You see, back in France, he's known as king of the tango. 286 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,600 - Tango? - Oh, I'd love to. 287 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,100 - The kidnappers are here. - Kidnappers? 288 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:32,400 Okay. Let's go. 289 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:24,300 You want to call Paris now? 290 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,300 Look at it this way. It can't possibly get any worse. 291 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,500 Professor Fassbender! 292 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:33,500 What an honor to have you and your charming daughter as my guests. 293 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,700 - Who the devil are you? - Ah, yes. Who the devil, indeed. 294 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,700 Come. Sit down. Let us just say for the moment... 295 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,600 that I'm your host and that I will do everything in my power... 296 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:46,400 to make your stay here at Mondschein Castle as pleasant as possible. 297 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,400 Providing, of course... 298 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:52,900 that you reciprocate by giving me something that I very much want. 299 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,800 And that would be? 300 00:46:56,900 --> 00:47:01,900 I am fascinated by your work on time-space relationships... 301 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:06,600 particularly the vortices of electromagnetic aberrations. 302 00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:08,700 I see. 303 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,000 And do you work for a particular government... 304 00:47:11,100 --> 00:47:13,600 or do you expect to sell my discovery to the highest bidder? 305 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,300 Neither, Professor. Nothing so mundane. 306 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,900 You and I... we're going to join forces, Professor. 307 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,900 We're going to build the Doomsday Machine and conquer the world. 308 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,900 - Have a sweet. - You're mad. 309 00:47:27,900 --> 00:47:31,200 Mad? On the contrary... 310 00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:34,000 every day, in every way... 311 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,400 I've been getting better and better. 312 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,500 Mad? Was Hannibal mad? 313 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:45,800 Or Alexander? Surely Napoleon was the maddest of them all. Mad? 314 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,900 We shall see, Professor. 315 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,600 - I shall tell you nothing. - I think you will. 316 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,900 I'll die first. 317 00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:05,500 Show Miss Fassbender to the schoolroom. 318 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,900 Daddy? 319 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,700 What are you going to do? 320 00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:33,000 Something so very, very painful, so hideous... 321 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,700 your father will have no choice but to cooperate. 322 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:53,200 All right. I'll tell you anything. 323 00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:59,100 The Wolverines certainly have to put some points on the scoreboard. 324 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,100 I'm sure that Green will come out throwing. 325 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,600 He's got to get that ball down deep into Navy territory. 326 00:49:04,700 --> 00:49:07,000 Green now on third down. Looks to the left, throws it... 327 00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:09,000 All right, team! Let's go! 328 00:49:09,100 --> 00:49:12,600 Throw's complete to Rhodes! He's inside the 15! He's to the 20! 329 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,700 The clock is running down. Can the Wolverines do it? 330 00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:20,500 - What happened? - Where's the game? 331 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:23,100 - Who is that? - Hello there. 332 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,800 - He's on every station. - Well, call the F.C.C. 333 00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:31,200 Hold it! He's saying something. 334 00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:34,800 Mr. President, everybody, calm down. 335 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:38,400 Calm down, hell! This is an emergen... 336 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:40,800 An emergency. Did Michigan score? 337 00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:43,800 Please, let's hear what the fellow has to say. 338 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:46,200 It is little enough to ask... 339 00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:47,900 the life of one man... 340 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,400 against a holocaust... 341 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,700 that could destroy the globe. 342 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,200 What the hell's he talking about? 343 00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:57,900 Quiet. 344 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,300 That's why I say again... 345 00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:03,100 give me Clouseau. 346 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:08,300 - And we can all sleep secure in bed. - What's a Clouseau? 347 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,400 And so, next week... 348 00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:16,400 I shall give the world a demonstration of the awesome power I hold. 349 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:19,000 On Saturday, October 9th... 350 00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:23,000 at precisely 3:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time... 351 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,700 the United Nations building... 352 00:50:27,300 --> 00:50:30,000 Will vanish from the face of the earth. 353 00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:35,000 And the gun goes off. The game is over. 354 00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:38,200 Call the F.B.I., the C.I.A. and the Pentagon. 355 00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:40,400 Find out who won the game! 356 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,100 That's a photograph taken by an American news photographer... 357 00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,100 while the broadcast was in progress. 358 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,700 Paris has identified him as one Charles Dreyfus... 359 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,700 former chief inspector of the Sûreté. 360 00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,900 - You're joking. - And more recently an inmate... 361 00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:03,700 at the state facility for the criminally insane. 362 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,700 Until he escaped. Here's a text of his speech. 363 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:10,400 He obviously controls equipment... 364 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:12,400 sophisticated enough to pirate the satellite. 365 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:15,000 "Give me Clouseau, and we can all sleep secure in our beds." 366 00:51:15,100 --> 00:51:17,000 Thought that might interest you. 367 00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:19,600 That's one crazy chief inspector talking about another crazy chief inspector. 368 00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:22,600 What does he mean anyway? "Give me Clouseau." 369 00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:26,200 Listen to this. "Little enough to ask the life of one man... 370 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,800 against a holocaust that could destroy the globe." 371 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,800 You missed the best bit. Look. 372 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,400 He also threatens to make the U.N. building disappear. 373 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,700 - Operation Looking Glass? - Fassbender. 374 00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:43,800 Give me Lovell. Home Office. 375 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:46,900 - Where's Clouseau? - I've no idea. 376 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,800 Now, ladies and gentlemen, once again... 377 00:52:02,900 --> 00:52:06,700 the incomparable Ainsley Jarvis. 378 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,500 Monsieur Jarvis? 379 00:52:57,900 --> 00:53:00,900 - Sir, the coroner's report. - Ah, yes. 380 00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:03,400 It's amazing. Even after he had been stabbed twice... 381 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,500 he was still able to break the kidnapper's neck. 382 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:09,600 - Ah, pity. - Yes, he had a lovely voice. 383 00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:15,100 I meant pity that the kidnapper's dead. We might have got something from him. 384 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,600 - I did get something out of him. - What? 385 00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:20,600 What's that? 386 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,300 - A clue. - Clue? 387 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,900 - What? - You said a clue. 388 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,800 Yes. A brochure clue... 389 00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:34,800 advertising the Oktoberfest in Munich. 390 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,500 It begins the day after tomorrow. 391 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,900 And you think the dead man was planning to go there, perhaps to meet someone? 392 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,400 Yes. Perhaps to meet... 393 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,600 the lunatic Dreyfus. 394 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:52,300 At one time, partners in the war against crime... 395 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,400 now archenemies. 396 00:54:00,100 --> 00:54:04,500 - You'll need help. - I prefer to do this alone. 397 00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:08,500 Yes, but if Dreyfus is what we suspect, he probably has an army behind him. 398 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:11,900 Of course it won't be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is. 399 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:16,100 That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded. 400 00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:21,400 For me, the greater the odds, the greater the challenge. 401 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:25,500 And, as always, I accept the challenge. 402 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,300 Well, I am off to Munich. 403 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:39,500 Most ingenious. The old closet ploy. 404 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:42,900 I really must congratulate you. If there's one thing I do enjoy... 405 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,300 it's a good closet ploy. 406 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,900 Well, until we meet again and the case is solved. 407 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:53,400 The case is solved. 408 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,100 Four minutes. 409 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:44,100 We're gonna look like a bunch of Dipsy Doodles if this is a hoax. 410 00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:46,100 Well... 411 00:55:46,100 --> 00:55:48,800 we would look very foolish if we didn't take every precaution... 412 00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:50,700 and it turned out not to be a hoax. 413 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,900 Dr. Fassbender and Operation Looking Glass are certainly no hoax. 414 00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:00,100 God. A weapon like that in the hands of a crazy Frenchman. 415 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,700 You are certain? You can do it? 416 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,000 - Theoretically, yes. - For your daughter's sake, I hope so. 417 00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:10,000 Ah, the dreams I had. 418 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:13,900 All the terrible things I was going to do to that sweet child if you failed. 419 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,400 - Look, I've done everything you asked. - Not yet. 420 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:18,600 When the U.N. building vanishes... 421 00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:21,100 then you will have done everything I asked. 422 00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:24,800 What do you suppose they will call the crater? 423 00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:27,000 The Dreyfus Ditch! 424 00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:29,800 - There should be no crater. - No crater? 425 00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:33,400 But I want a crater. I want wreckage, twisted metal. 426 00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,700 Something the world will not forget. 427 00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:39,200 - They will not forget today. - They won't? Wonderful. 428 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,200 I have to tinkle again. Don't do anything till I get back. 429 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,300 Too late. The countdown started. 430 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,300 One minute. 431 00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:20,200 Thirty seconds. 432 00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:23,500 Seven, six... 433 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,700 five, four... 434 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:31,100 three, two, one! 435 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:32,600 Ignition! 436 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,800 Today... 437 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:52,800 the U.N. building. 438 00:57:53,900 --> 00:57:56,400 Tomorrow, who knows? 439 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,900 I think by now that the nations of the world are aware of the... 440 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,400 the awesome power which I control... 441 00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:04,600 a power so great... 442 00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:08,500 if I choose, I could wipe out an entire city. 443 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,800 After all, what is the life of a man... 444 00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:15,200 compared to the destruction of a whole city? 445 00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:19,200 I give you seven days. 446 00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:21,400 Seven days. 447 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:23,300 Okay. 448 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,700 Well done. 449 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,400 So, now we wait. 450 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,900 All this to get one cop? 451 00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:35,000 But we have some of the finest hit men here in Europe. 452 00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:38,100 - In this very room. - Why don't we take care of it ourselves? 453 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:41,100 - Because you wouldn't stand a chance. - Come on. 454 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:44,500 - You don't know Clouseau. - He can't be that good. 455 00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:47,000 Good? He's not good. 456 00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:50,600 He's terrible. He's the worst. 457 00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:54,100 There is not any man like him anywhere in the world. 458 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,500 Compared to Clouseau, this Doomsday Machine... 459 00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,000 is just a water pistol. 460 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:03,400 That's why it will take all the great nations... 461 00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:06,600 with all of their trained assassins... 462 00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:10,800 and all of their sophisticated murder weapons... 463 00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:13,200 to eliminate Clouseau. 464 00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:21,900 Taxi, please. 465 00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:29,700 This gentleman... 466 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,700 - What are you doing? - That's my case. 467 00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:40,000 Lucky for you, I am in a hurry. Otherwise you would have been arrested. 468 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,300 And when it comes to the matter of eliminating Clouseau... 469 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:47,300 nobody wants to have anybody else get the credit for it. 470 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,900 It's a matter of national pride. 471 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,500 I think we all agree, Mr. President, that we simply cannot afford... 472 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:58,200 to allow any other country to get hold of Fassbender's machine. 473 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:02,400 Crazy or not, anyone who has gone to the lengths that Dreyfus has... 474 01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:04,700 in order to eliminate one man... 475 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:06,900 it's reasonable to assume... 476 01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:09,400 that Dreyfus will smile very kindly... 477 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:12,500 on the one who eliminates Inspector Clouseau. 478 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,800 I think that's pretty far-fetched. 479 01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:18,300 Mr. President, if I told you one week ago... 480 01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:20,500 that the U.N. building would disappear... 481 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,800 and that a certified lunatic would blackmail the entire... 482 01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,100 You made your point. What do we do? 483 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:29,600 Well, Mr. President, Clouseau is in Munich. 484 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,000 I ordered one of our top people to Munich yesterday. 485 01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:35,500 - Yesterday? - Well, just in case. 486 01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:39,100 He's just reported in. Clouseau has gone to the Oktoberfest. 487 01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:42,300 I wonder if we have enough time before the others act. 488 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:46,500 Germany's already acted, and bungled it. 489 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,900 According to the latest code transmission... 490 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,700 twelve countries have got their top assassins in Munich... 491 01:00:51,700 --> 01:00:54,400 and they're all converging on the Oktoberfest. 492 01:00:55,900 --> 01:00:59,700 My God, it will be like a shooting gallery. 493 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:45,400 Try one of my pretzels. They're good. 494 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,400 What are you doing to this poor, motherless child? 495 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:50,900 You great big bully. 496 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,300 There, there, little boy. 497 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:16,600 Sir. 498 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,800 - I better call the President. - You know what time it is? 499 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,900 He wants me to call. 500 01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,500 Put me in, Coach. 501 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:37,400 What's the score? 502 01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:47,900 Yes! 503 01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:52,800 It's okay. How many? 504 01:05:52,900 --> 01:05:54,500 Twenty-six, Mr. President. 505 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:58,000 Holy cow. No wonder Dreyfus wants that Clouseau killed. 506 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,200 He's a one-man army. Who's left? 507 01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:03,200 Just the Russian and the Egyptian. 508 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,900 My key, please. 509 01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:14,700 127, please. 510 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:41,200 Good evening, Inspector Clouseau. 511 01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:01,500 I couldn't sleep, and I just happened to be in the neighborhood. 512 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,500 I hope you don't mind. 513 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:31,100 You Frenchmen are so romantic. 514 01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:34,900 Thank heaven 515 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,300 For little girls 516 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:50,600 Swine maid. 517 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:50,000 Oh, forgive me, darling. I've just washed my hands. 518 01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,800 They must have been freezing. 519 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:56,200 Freezing? Yes. 520 01:12:56,300 --> 01:12:58,000 Something wrong? 521 01:12:58,100 --> 01:13:01,500 Wrong? Oh, no. 522 01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:03,300 What could be wrong? 523 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:09,700 Then come back to bed. 524 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,800 Yes, of course. 525 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:14,000 Into the bed, you know. 526 01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:18,500 And take off those so-silly pajamas. 527 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:24,400 You may rest assured you will never see these so-silly pajamas again. 528 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:27,600 That I can assure you. 529 01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:43,300 Darling? 530 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:47,100 Yes, I won't be a moment... 531 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,600 darling. 532 01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:52,300 Hurry, darling. 533 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:56,200 I'm just going to take a bath. 534 01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:58,600 A bath? 535 01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:00,600 Excuse me. 536 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:03,600 Yes. 537 01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:12,300 Hello, this is Chief Inspector Clouseau. 538 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:15,800 There is a beautiful woman in my bed and a dead man in my bath. 539 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:27,800 If you're going to take a bath, I want to take one with you. 540 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,700 Darling, it's freezing out here. Let me in. 541 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:39,700 Madame... 542 01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:43,000 I arrest you for the murder of the man in this bathtub. 543 01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:44,200 What? 544 01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:48,200 And I must warn you that anything you say will be taken down... 545 01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:50,400 and used in evidence against me... 546 01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:52,000 you. 547 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,900 Who is he? 548 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,500 I don't know. He looks familiar. 549 01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:02,900 - He looks like you. - Looks like me? 550 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:07,800 Tournier, the bank robber. 551 01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:10,700 What is he doing in your bathtub dressed up like you? 552 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:14,100 It is a question I could very easily ask you. 553 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:16,600 But he has been shot... 554 01:15:16,700 --> 01:15:19,900 and I do not carry a gun. 555 01:15:19,900 --> 01:15:22,700 Obviously not, no. 556 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:25,100 I am Olga Berriossiva. 557 01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:28,500 Until one hour ago, I was a loyal Russian agent... 558 01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:31,700 under direct order from the presidium to kill you. 559 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,300 To kill me? 560 01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:35,800 I was considered a perfect liquidator... 561 01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:39,400 because no man had ever been able to involve me emotionally... 562 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,400 until tonight. 563 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:45,700 Do you think that you could fall in love... 564 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:48,900 with an ex-Russian agent? 565 01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:52,800 Well, of course... 566 01:15:52,900 --> 01:15:55,500 everything is possible, yes. 567 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:04,000 - But you are not the same. - Huh? 568 01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:07,300 Oh, well, of course... 569 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:09,700 dead men in bathtubs have been known... 570 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:12,400 to make quite a difference, you know. 571 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:16,600 Anyway, this is the man who can lead me to the lunatic Dreyfus... 572 01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:18,900 who it is my sworn duty to apprehend. 573 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:22,100 I, too, had a sworn duty, but I have forsaken it... 574 01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:26,400 become traitor, given up everything for you. 575 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,300 With me... 576 01:16:29,300 --> 01:16:32,600 it is the duty that comes first. 577 01:16:32,700 --> 01:16:36,300 Oh, make an exception just this once. 578 01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:38,700 I wish that I could. 579 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:41,900 You can. I guarantee it. 580 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,700 No, you see, I... 581 01:16:45,900 --> 01:16:47,400 - Look! - What? 582 01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:51,200 That tattoo. When I arrested Tournier, he did not have that tattoo. 583 01:16:51,300 --> 01:16:55,500 - It looks like the Mondschein crest. - Mondschein? 584 01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:57,900 - Mm-hmm. - What is that? 585 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,700 An infamous family who ruled Bavaria in the 15th century. 586 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:06,700 I read somewhere that the Mondschein Castle... 587 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:09,800 had recently been sold. 588 01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:12,000 You read somewhere that... 589 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,400 they had sold the castle? 590 01:17:17,700 --> 01:17:21,200 Fancy them selling the castle, just like that. 591 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:28,200 The castle! 592 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:30,700 Yes. Dreyfus. 593 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:34,700 He is in the castle. 594 01:17:42,100 --> 01:17:45,200 Farewell. I am off to Mondschein Castle. 595 01:17:58,900 --> 01:18:01,900 Must be getting a cavity. 596 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,600 When can my daughter and I leave? 597 01:18:04,700 --> 01:18:07,700 When Clouseau is no more, perhaps. 598 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:10,200 I have done everything you asked. 599 01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:13,100 You've done everything I've asked so far... 600 01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:15,500 but I have not asked everything. 601 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:18,500 What you mean is that you have no intention of letting us go. 602 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:20,700 You plan to continue your reign of terror... 603 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:22,800 whether Clouseau is eliminated or not. 604 01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:25,100 I must admit the thought had occurred to me. 605 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:28,900 - You are mad. - And you are redundant, Professor. 606 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:32,000 Redundant and fallacious. Madness does not preclude achievement. 607 01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:34,800 You cannot operate the machine without me. 608 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,900 Not yet, but when you have taught me. 609 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,100 And if I refuse to teach you? 610 01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:43,800 Then I would have to take the matter up with your charming daughter. 611 01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:46,700 - What kind of a man are you? - A madman. 612 01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:50,900 - You said so yourself. - Boss! 613 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:01,600 It's true. 614 01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:04,100 - When? - This morning, in his hotel room. 615 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,500 He's dead! 616 01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:11,600 He's dead in his hotel bedroom! 617 01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:13,600 Hurray! I'm free! 618 01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:18,100 Oh, I'm so happy, Professor. 619 01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:19,600 I'm so... 620 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,000 Good day. 621 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,600 My name is Professor Guy Gabroir... 622 01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:48,800 medieval castle authority from Marseilles. 623 01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:52,800 Tell me, do you have a room? 624 01:19:52,900 --> 01:19:56,600 I do not know what a "reum" is. 625 01:20:08,100 --> 01:20:10,900 Ah! A room! 626 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,300 That is what I have been saying, you idiot. 627 01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:14,800 Room. 628 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,900 Does your dog bite? 629 01:20:39,300 --> 01:20:40,800 Nice doggy. 630 01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:46,600 I thought you said your dog did not bite. 631 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,100 That is not my dog. 632 01:24:01,700 --> 01:24:04,200 Anything I can get you, boss? 633 01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:07,300 I can't stand it any longer. Get me a dentist! 634 01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:26,200 Dr. Shurtz lives here... 635 01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:28,700 but he has gone fishing. 636 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,600 I don't know. I will tell him. 637 01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:38,900 Did I hear you say a doctor lives here? 638 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:41,800 He's a doctor and a dentist. 639 01:24:41,900 --> 01:24:44,200 He made mein teeth for me. 640 01:24:44,300 --> 01:24:47,300 They want him up at the castle. 641 01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:51,200 Up at the castle? Where can I find him? 642 01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:53,900 Dr. Shurtz has gone fishing. 643 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:57,000 - He probably won't be back until... - Show me his zimmer. 644 01:24:57,100 --> 01:24:58,400 - Hmm? - His room! 645 01:25:12,700 --> 01:25:15,100 Hello! 646 01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:19,000 It's Dr. Shurtz from the village, you know. 647 01:25:43,700 --> 01:25:46,600 Oh, excuse me, sir. 648 01:25:46,700 --> 01:25:49,000 - Dr. Shurtz is here. - Where? 649 01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:51,400 Ah, here, Doctor. Please hurry. 650 01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:53,400 I am in agony. 651 01:25:56,900 --> 01:25:59,400 All will be well soon. 652 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:03,500 - Did you hurt yourself? - Yes. 653 01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:06,300 The burn. I can set it later. 654 01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:10,300 - Please hurry. - First of all, I will need... 655 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:12,400 some hot water and towels. 656 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:15,400 Get some hot water, Harry, and lock the door. 657 01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:18,700 - I don't want to be disturbed. - And lock the door, Harry. 658 01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:21,100 He does not wish to be disturbed, you know. 659 01:26:21,100 --> 01:26:24,400 Please, Doctor, hurry. I can't stand the pain. 660 01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:27,900 Yes. Now, then let me see. 661 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:29,800 - Ow. - What? 662 01:26:29,900 --> 01:26:32,800 - My eye. - I thought it was your tooth. 663 01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:36,000 - But it is my tooth. - I wish you would make your mind up. 664 01:26:36,100 --> 01:26:39,600 I don't normally make castle calls in the middle of the night. 665 01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:45,700 Doctor. 666 01:26:47,300 --> 01:26:49,300 Wait while I... 667 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:53,200 Yes, that's... 668 01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:58,800 There it is. 669 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:03,700 Now, open wide, please. 670 01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:07,200 Now, let me see. 671 01:27:08,700 --> 01:27:11,700 Tell me when this hurts. 672 01:27:11,700 --> 01:27:13,700 Is it that one? 673 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,900 Is it that one? 674 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:22,100 Ah, there is the naughty one. 675 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:25,200 - Are you going to pull it? - Pull it? 676 01:27:25,300 --> 01:27:27,800 Yes, of course I will pull it. 677 01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:30,400 Please give me something to put me out. 678 01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:32,400 Put you out? 679 01:27:34,100 --> 01:27:36,100 Yes. Here, first you must wear... 680 01:27:36,100 --> 01:27:39,900 this special anesthetic cotton wool, you know. 681 01:27:39,900 --> 01:27:44,600 Wear it over the eyes. On no account look out from under it. 682 01:27:44,700 --> 01:27:48,400 That will ruin the whole effect of the anesthetic on the eyes. 683 01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:51,900 - You want me to hold it like that? - Hold it like that on the eyes... 684 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:54,000 while I get some... 685 01:27:54,100 --> 01:27:56,800 Please hurry, Doctor. I can't stand the pain. 686 01:27:56,900 --> 01:27:58,800 Yes. Coming soon. 687 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,000 What are you doing? 688 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:11,700 Just rearranging the furniture... 689 01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:15,600 in order to give you the full effect of the anesthetic. 690 01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:19,100 Doctor, I'm in agony! 691 01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:21,500 Not for much longer. 692 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:37,100 That was hell down there. 693 01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:40,000 What's wrong? 694 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:44,000 Whoever built this house put the stairs in the wrong place. 695 01:28:44,100 --> 01:28:47,400 Do you mean you fell down the stairs? 696 01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:50,800 I was preoccupied with the anesthetic, you know. 697 01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:54,000 It's really hot in here, isn't it? 698 01:28:56,600 --> 01:28:58,500 Now, the... 699 01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:01,000 anesthetic. 700 01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:06,500 "Nitrous oxide." 701 01:29:08,900 --> 01:29:11,400 What's that? 702 01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:14,200 That is the anesthetic, you know. 703 01:29:14,300 --> 01:29:15,700 Oh, good. 704 01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,500 Yes, it is good, yes. 705 01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:24,200 Please, Doctor, the pain is getting worse. 706 01:29:24,300 --> 01:29:26,500 Please, hurry up. 707 01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:30,400 A few whiffs of this, and you won't feel a thing. 708 01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:35,200 - All right. - Now, breathe deeply. 709 01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:39,500 - How's that? - It's fine. 710 01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:41,500 How do you feel? 711 01:29:43,100 --> 01:29:45,000 A little dizzy. 712 01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:49,300 - What's so funny? - I don't know. Nothing. 713 01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:52,000 - Then why are you laughing? - I don't know. 714 01:29:52,100 --> 01:29:56,100 - Why are you laughing? - Because I can't help it. 715 01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:09,100 Yes. 716 01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:13,900 I love it. 717 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:16,000 - Come on. - It's gonna hurt. 718 01:30:16,100 --> 01:30:18,000 Good. Lovely. 719 01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:37,900 I will have to use more leverage. 720 01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:05,000 I don't know what you gave me, Doctor... 721 01:31:05,100 --> 01:31:07,900 but it's giving me hallucinations. 722 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,900 Your whole face has changed. 723 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,900 It has? 724 01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:26,700 How's this? 725 01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:29,200 Grotesque! 726 01:31:33,300 --> 01:31:36,000 We just got word, boss. Clouseau is still alive. 727 01:31:38,900 --> 01:31:40,800 I knew it. 728 01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:48,900 He has pulled the wrong tooth. 729 01:31:51,100 --> 01:31:55,400 There's only one man who would pull the wrong tooth. 730 01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:57,000 It's Clouseau. 731 01:31:57,100 --> 01:31:59,900 Kill him. 732 01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:27,700 Get Fassbender and his daughter into the control room. 733 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:29,900 What about Clouseau? 734 01:32:29,900 --> 01:32:34,400 Priorities. First I will pick a target. 735 01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:36,400 Then Clouseau. 736 01:32:55,100 --> 01:32:57,800 Now we'll see who has the last laugh. 737 01:32:57,900 --> 01:33:00,200 They've all betrayed me, and now they will have to pay. 738 01:33:00,300 --> 01:33:03,200 What shall I destroy? Buckingham Palace? Too small. 739 01:33:03,300 --> 01:33:05,200 How about London? Not big enough. 740 01:33:05,300 --> 01:33:07,800 England! Yes, England. 741 01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:09,800 Good-bye, Piccadilly 742 01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:12,500 Farewell, Leicester Square 743 01:33:19,500 --> 01:33:22,200 You are just in time, Professor. 744 01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:26,000 Within five minutes, I shall destroy England. 745 01:33:26,100 --> 01:33:28,000 England! 746 01:33:28,100 --> 01:33:30,600 No more cricket. 747 01:33:30,700 --> 01:33:33,500 No more warm beer, Professor. 748 01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:37,100 No more fish and chips. No more... 749 01:33:45,300 --> 01:33:46,700 England! 750 01:34:44,700 --> 01:34:46,200 Do something. 751 01:34:46,200 --> 01:34:48,600 You brought it on yourself. It's too late. 752 01:34:48,700 --> 01:34:49,900 Wait! 753 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:53,000 Do something! Come back! Help me! 754 01:34:53,100 --> 01:34:54,500 Look! 755 01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:58,100 You've gotta help me. 756 01:34:58,100 --> 01:35:01,300 Help, Professor! 757 01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:41,100 Cato, my little yellow friend, I'm home. 758 01:37:19,900 --> 01:37:22,400 I gave Cato the night off. 759 01:37:23,800 --> 01:37:27,500 But what has happened to my room? 760 01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:02,000 Darling? 761 01:40:14,300 --> 01:40:16,800 My darling. 762 01:40:21,900 --> 01:40:24,500 Darling, sing to me. 763 01:40:24,600 --> 01:40:27,200 Sing to you? Oh. 764 01:40:27,300 --> 01:40:30,800 Come to me 765 01:40:30,900 --> 01:40:32,800 And the world 766 01:40:32,900 --> 01:40:36,500 It will be ours tonight 767 01:40:45,100 --> 01:40:47,100 Where did you go? 768 01:40:47,100 --> 01:40:49,900 - Your voice? - Yes, that was my voice. 769 01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:52,700 That was my voice singing a little song we used to sing... 770 01:40:52,800 --> 01:40:56,000 in the Resistance to keep up the courage. 771 01:40:56,100 --> 01:40:59,000 Was it hard for you in the Resistance? 772 01:40:59,100 --> 01:41:02,900 Very hard, but not as hard as it is now. 773 01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:04,900 Darling, relax. 774 01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:07,500 Resistance is over. 775 01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:11,400 My darling. 776 01:41:11,500 --> 01:41:13,600 My beautiful darling. 777 01:41:13,700 --> 01:41:15,900 What?